A Narcolepsy Terrorist?

"Don't Wake Him, Whatever You Do"

Given Trump’s proclivity for falling asleep any time and anywhere, I wrote a recent piece about a top secret plan to keep him continually asleep by plying him with non- stop lullabies.

If only we could actually do it. Our democracy would be saved.

Trump is many things - A narcissist, a moron, an idiot, a megalomaniac, a short-fingered vulgarian, an asshole, a liar, a misogynist, a dip-shit, a bully, a racist, a loudmouth, an ignoramus, an incompetent, a criminal, a demagogue, a whining baby, a wannabe dictator (a dick, while we’re at it), a fool, a traitor, a homophobe, an illiterate, a braggart, a hypocrite, a chump, a cowardly and clueless clown, a misanthrope, and a Republican, to name a few.

But I wonder if he also has narcolepsy.

Which means that maybe, just maybe, he is also - wait for it:

A narcolepsy terrorist.

I agree that was sort of a Dad joke and it was a long way to go for it.

But I didn’t take up too much of your time with this very short post, did I?